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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Hide all that weed because police lights are too."
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"What do they call cunnilingis in India? A punjob."
"isn't it funny that Hillary And her entire campaign is talking shit about trump being a liar when she is still in denial about the email scandal."
"What time does the funny stuff start around here? I can come back..."
"A man walks into an old club. ""Please, do not touch the artifacts"" says the archeologist."
"Johnny sees that his dad has a black eye He asks him, ""Dad, why do you have a black eye?"" His dad replies, ""You're gonna have two if your girlfriends keep leaving their panties in my car"""
"If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is outside? K9P."
"What's a horny pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty"
"On a scale of 1 to 10, You're a 9 ... and I'm the 1 you need!"
"I was going to tell a suicide bomber joke, but I feel that it would just blow up in my face."