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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Hide all that weed because police lights are too."
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"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing"
"Who is both a knight and a spy? Sir Veillance"
"I made a model aircraft. I wanted it to be an unpainted smooth finish wooden aircraft. So I made a plain planed plane plane."
"What did Hitler drink, as a child? Jews!"
"[landlord walks in apartment] ""I told you no pets!"" That's a stray gerbil. ""And those fish??"" ...stray fish. SHOO FISH, SCRAM"
"What kind of movies do pirates watch? ARRRR Rated Movies!"
"What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle? I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!"
"What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare."
"Yo mama so fat When she taps on the QWERTY Keyboard 26 letters pop out."