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Joke of the Day

"Why are Native American strippers the best? When they dance they make it rain."

"Why is there no Mexican olympics? Because everyone that can swim, run and jump is already across the border."

"Use fire extinguisher in case a Politician catches fire Use it to batter him to death."

"My brother was in a car accident yesterday and lost his left arm and left leg. Well actually, he's not my brother... he's my half-brother. He's all right now."

"What does a Jewish cat say at weddings? Meowzel tov"

"i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it's becoming a problem"

"Afraid to die alone... ...become a bus driver!"

"What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school? There aren't many paedos in the camp."

"What's the difference between r/showerthoughts and Jaden Smith's twitter? Capitalization."

"How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. They like to live in the darkness."