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Joke of the Day

"What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen? Its arse."

"Just broke my very own personal record of most consecutive days without dying."

"What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? Boy Scouts come back from camp."

"Went to the doctors yesterday and was told I have to stop masturbating, Apparently it was upsetting the other people in the waiting room"

"Is Kevin Bacon popular on Reddit? ""Yes"" :p Or also ""Yes she is"" (yes cheese) Just made it up, I can't stop laughing, thought I'd share..."

"A recurring number walks into a bar'"

"What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalepeno face."

"What do you call patriotic pubes? A Merkin."

"If you ever have to go through job applications, throw half of them away randomly You don't want to hire anyone unlucky"

"I like my women like WTC7, going down for no reason, that's a conspiracy joke that 9/11 people won't get, it's an inside joke."