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Joke of the Day

"My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I am suspicious that I am up to something I don't want myself to know about."

"how many pop punkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? five, one to drop it and four to two step and PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP!"

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist."

"Is there a mouse in the house ? No but there's a moose on the loose !"

"I'm single by choice...of others."

"Canada has done well in removing the patriarchal effect on its society. Even their economy reflects it - now, _every_ worker gets 77 cents for every dollar earned."

"I took a photo of the thing I use to play my guitar. It was a lovely pic."

"Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read? Because it's re-fined!"

"What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses."

"Did you hear about the midget psychic that escaped from jail? He's a small medium at large."