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Joke of the Day
"A skeleton walks into a bar Tells the bartender, ""Gimme a beer and a mop."""
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"I am known at the gym as the ""before picture."""
"While visiting Ireland last year, a nice friendly old man said to me... ""Sir, if you ever come within a mile of my house, I hope you will stop there."""
"Excuse me girlfriend for I have burped. It has been 3 weeks since my last apology"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? He walked. J.K................... Rowling"
"Yesterday a guy knocked on my door to ask for a small donation for an aquatic center being built in my town.. So I gave him a glass of water"
"There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious."
"This is 2 girls with 1 cup. [A.K.A. Friends At (a) Cafe Bar](http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/friends-at-cafe-bar-high-res-stock-photography/156534295)"
"What are pornstars paid? Income."
"What's the difference between a gay man and a curling iron? The gay man won't burn your dick while he's curling your pubes."