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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard of the famous cow? He's legendairy"
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"Sex. Yes, it's a short joke."
"Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"The French I can speak fluent french, watch this... ""I Surrender"""
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the ""Fresh Prints""."
"So sorry... Sorry seems to be the hardest word to say... Unless you're Chinese, then it's ""squirrel""."
"What did King Midas say to the centaur? Stay gold, Ponyboy."
"What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both go to Uranus to wipe out the Klingons. [old classic]"
"If you see your ex, wrap your hands behind your neck and pretend you're making out with someone. That'll show him you're still crazy AF."
"My wife is a sex object Every time I ask for sex she objects."