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Joke of the Day
"David Bowie was found in a three foot coffin. The coroner said it was a space oddity."
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"I am as a wake as a funeral."
"Last night, I had dinner at one of those illicit restaurants where you can dine on endangered species. I left there full of egret."
"Dear Lord, Thank you for these noodles I'm about to eat and the good deal I got buying them in bulk at Costco. RA-MEN!"
"Dr Dolittle A little bird tells me that i may be suffering from Dr Dolittle syndrome."
"What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !"
"Going to youtube with your VPN set to Germany on :/"
"I've struggled for years to be above the influence... But I've never been able to get that high"
"A man dies in the desert next to a rock. How did he die? The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman."
"[Japan] HEAD SCIENTIST: Hey, what did you guys do with all the nuclear waste? *distant Godzilla noises*"