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Joke of the Day
"Do you know any snake jokes? 'cause I serpently don't."
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"Fun Fact: A burrito will never sleep with your best friend behind your back."
"What happens when you give Donald Trump Viagra? He gets taller."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10-tickles."
"She: In the future, can you please put the seat down? Me: Now I gotta be a time traveler for you?"
"Being married is a lot like being a DJ... Most nights you just tune out All noise and nod your head..."
"Did you hear the one about the amber alert? Neither did the children in my basement."
"My friend asked me how long I'v been married. I told him 15 years, but with the wind chill it feels like 30"
"What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Jager bombs"
"A blowfly walks into a bar.... And asks ""Is this stool taken?"""