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Joke of the Day

"I overheard a work colleague saying they are going to a fancy dress party as a small island of the coast of Italy I said don't be Sicily"

"The candidates keep appealing to ""Hard Working Americans""... But what about the Reddit community?"

"How can you tell if a girl is under 18? Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter."

"Faster than a speeding bullet ...... more powerful than a locomotive ...... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound...... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises."

"If you had to choose between your SO and 1 millions dollars... What is the first thing you would buy?"

"Two thieves were caught with a load of stolen batteries and fireworks... ...one of them was charged, and the other was let off."

"It was really hard for me to get over my addiction to the hokey cokey. But i've turned myself around, and that's what it's all about."

"If your FB name includes your college degree initials, you are a douche..."

"How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car? Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof"

"A shrinking man walks into a doctors office. The receptionist says, ""you'll have to be a little patient""."