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Joke of the Day

"I've just found out why they call it 'Almond Milk'. They tried to call it 'Nut Juice' but no one would buy it."

"Confucius says - He who goes to bed with itchy butt Wake up with stinky fingers. Just remembered this from when I was 13"

"Soup: for when you want to be hungry again in 20 minutes"

"Me: Thanks for the sex. Me: You're welcome. Me: Maybe next time we can have another person in the room. Me: That'd be nice."

"What did the milk say to the cheese? Hey, you're old!"

"I was having sex with a girl the other day, I was getting tired so I asked her to go on top... She replied ""you haven't raped anyone before have you""."

"I'm going to a trial in Great Sept of Baelor today, AMA. Edit: Wow, this blew up!"

"When my dogs crawl into bed with me, I like to pretend it's because they love me and not because I am sleeping in their dog bed on the floor"

"Why did hipster burn himself? He drank the Coffee before it was cool"

"What is Wun-Wun's favorite activity? Taekwundo."