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Joke of the Day
"What was shaken and is now stirred? Haiti."
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"""Give me a positive adjective..."" ""Splendid."" ""Nice. Now how about a negative adjective?"" ""Splendidn't."""
"""Ladies and gents."" That concludes our tour of the toilets."
"I felt I was overcharged by a prostitute, so I cut off the end of her foot.... ... When I was finally arrested, they charged me with Grand Theft Whore Toe"
"four gay man walked into a bar They wanted a seat but there was only one stool. They decided to take turns sitting down until one man suggested to turn the stool upside down."
"Why does more black people get run over during the day? You can't see them when it is night."
"If you get a gift from me, there may or may not be a pair of scissors between the wrapping and the gift. I'm gonna need those back."
"An aviation enthusiast enters a bar. He asks, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender laughs and says, ""Sorry, we only have plain chips."""
"""So I was on a spaceship, and you were there, but it was not you, you know? Anyways..."" - MLK's less important dream"
"I think I'm about to be molested by an alpaca... Today some guy on the street kept screaming at me to ""be ready for the alpaca lips"""