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Joke of the Day
"What did one pee drinker say when he surprised the other pee drinker? Urine for a treat!"
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"Hannibal Lecter has opened a Turkish resutrant. They only serve Organ Doners"
"Should I bring anything to your party besides pronounced social anxiety and no food"
"I wrote a poem about the NFL It has 32 offensive lines."
"What is an epileptics favourite food? Seizure Salad"
"*experiences all five stages of grief while the waiter walks by my table with what I thought was my dinner*"
"Why is the ocean salty? Because the land doesn't wave back."
"Geography puns So I was trying to look up some Geography puns, but I couldn't find any."
"Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing? Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer."
"What's green and hangs from trees? Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it."