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Joke of the Day

"Why was Skrillex never in an orchestra? Because he would always drop the bass"

"I think ""dildo"" is an acceptable insult. Like I'd call you a dick, but you're not real enough."

"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb? The light bulb was already changed a month ago the last time this was reposted"

"I don't see any former child prodigies/spelling bee champions solving any of the world's problems. Thanks for nothing, you little burn-outs."

"Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was attached to my bumper..."

"My sister was gangraped by the New York Philharmonic It was orchestrated."

"What do you call a bear that swings both ways? Bi-polar"

"Yesterday I watched Rogue One, featuring a cameo from Carrie Fisher. One hour later she was dead. So today I'll be watching Home Alone 2."

"Why does Thanksgiving feel like a date with Bill Cosby? You wake up 3 hours later drowsy and wondering why you feel like you just got stuffed with dark meat"

"Just Friends is my favorite movie that shows fat guys how to get out of the friendzone through perseverance and becoming Ryan Reynolds."