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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the couple of gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."
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"enlarger My wife suggested I get a penis enlarger. So I did, she's 25 and her name is Tiffany"
"Does anyone smell that up dog?"
"I asked my wife what women really want, she said attentive lovers. Or maybe she said ""a tent of lovers."" I wasn't really listening."
"What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth? Gladiator."
"Structural Engineering Because architects don't know what physics is."
"Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says ""You know I just ate my mother-in-law and she still doesn't agree with me!"""
"Psychoanalysis is just regular analysis performed by one of my exes"
"I offered a North Korean some freedom He said ""Im glad its free but what the hell is 'dom'"""
"Have you guys heard the one about the sidewalk? Its all over town!"