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Joke of the Day
"What's the most positive thing in Africa? HIV"
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"I've done a ton of research and looked at multiple symptom checkers. I went to the doctor and he said I was fine but..... .....I think I may be suffering from hypochondria"
"How many Grateful Dead Fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just watch it burn out and follow it around for twenty years."
"Funny one liner: My dick is so big that my girlfriend use it as a selfie stick My dick is so big that my girlfriend use it as a selfie stick"
"""If you could take one thing from a burning house, what would it be?"" THE FIRE. I WOULD TAKE THE FIRE AND PUT IT OUTSIDE. Easy. Next."
"Sting has launched his own range of aromatherapy oils. They're a massage in a bottle"
"A old saying. Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity."
"Friend: ""Omg, your parents are so nice!"" ... You: ""It's because you`re here.."""
"teacher: are u a visual thinker, auditory thinker, or kinesthetic thinker me: oh im not a thinker"
"Who ever said time cannot be bought? I bought some thyme yesterday."