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Joke of the Day

"What's the most positive thing in Africa? HIV"

"Two cannibals are eating a clown... One stops and asks the other, ""Does this taste funny?"""

"Chuck Norris was born May 6th 1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7th 1945."

"I didn't want to believe that my Dad was being accused of stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there."

"Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window"

"i'd tel a joke about classical music But you would'nt be able to handel it."

"Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish & he'll plan fishing trips with his buddies to escape from his annoying wife."

"Why did the Libertarian cross the road? None of your damn business. Am I being detained?"

"A new, funny, original joke that isn't a repost."

"A kid and his dad are playing cards... The kids tells his father ""Dad, I'm bored"" The father then pulls out a box and says ""are you sure you're not card board?"""