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Joke of the Day
"In Australia what doesn't kill you is probably just saving you for the sharks."
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"How can you tell elephants love to travel ? They are always packing their trunk !"
"The clock was hungry... So he went back four seconds"
"Goodnight moon, goodnight stars. Goodnight weird guy who walks past my house on crutches every night. Goodnight house on crutches."
"Kid: ""Mom, am I ugly?"" *Mom:* ""I told you not to call me mom in public."""
"why is it so hard to solve a murder in Kentucky? Because everyone is related and there are no dental records."
"Do you know about the constantly airborne bird species native to Holland? It Netherlands."
"They say the camera adds ten pounds. I knew this all camera diet was bad for me. They're just so delicious."
"An American soldier talks with a Russian soldier A-We get the equivalent of 3000 calories per day. R-Impossible! No man can eat 60 pounds of potatoes in one day!"
"My friend asked me for some inspiration for a Halloween costume. Apparently ""The Emperor's New Clothes"" was a bad idea."