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Joke of the Day
"damn girl are you calculus because I have no idea what youre talking about"
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"Apparently telling someone you'll catch their next wedding is unacceptable, whatevers."
"My sex life is like my baseball career I've never made it to second base"
"What killed the Wicked Witch of The West? Splash damage"
"Which insect do asian people eat the most of? Lice"
"Bully: ""Hey, four eyes!"" Me: ""Don't you mean... fork eyes?"" [Turns around. Stabs bully with forks tied to glasses. Becomes class president.]"
"What do you call s'mores in Spanish? S'mas"
"""Jesus loves you."" A good thing to hear in church but a terrifying thing to hear in a mexican prison."
"Don't ever go to Bates Motel... a PSYCO lives there!"
"My friend told me I was smart enough to be the next Isaac Newton... Well Newton died a lonely virgin so clearly I'm doing something right"