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Joke of the Day

"Woman are so emotional *throws a garbage can through my tv because a hockey team lost*"

"As an organ donor I wonder if there's some box I can check that might prevent my organs from keeping Dick Cheney alive?"

"What's the main use for leather in the world? Holding cows together Edit: It doesn't work if you apply too much logic. Just enjoy the joke"

"So I visited Willy Wonka's chocolate factory the other day.. Yeah the snozberries really did taste like snozberries but the dingleberries tasted like shit!"

"I'm 25, which means I'm just as far from 10 as I am from 40. Although, in terms of money and maturity, I'm still way closer to 10."

"Argentina is surprisingly cold. In fact it's bordering on Chile."

"What is the most painful way to be measured In megahertz"

"Why Marriage is Difficult Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers."

"I`m not working for Blackberry... But I`ve got a RIM job."

"Ddi Humpty Dumpty have a good winter? No, but he had a great Fall."