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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an old joke which someone has put on r/jokes ? A historepost."
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"Me: my fitbit broke Sales Guy: how Me: i put it on my dog's tail and asked him who's a good boy Sales Guy: if i give you a new one can i see"
"Everyone has these expansive bucket lists Mine is a little pail in comparison"
"I ran 56k today... It took be forever to get to my home page cause dial-up's a bitch."
"Me: Can I get you a drink? Her: I have a boyfriend. Me: Lady, I'm the bartender."
"The Edge falling off stage at that U2 concert... it's comedy on at least two levels."
"Elephant Hunter I used to hunt elephant but had to quit.. Carrying the decoys got to heavy."
"Airline Prices Airline prices are getting out of control, soon they will start charging for emotional baggage. ""Where did he touch you as a kid? that will be an extra $50."""
"What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot"
"What do you call a bad pun? Punishment."