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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a butterfly Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!"
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"What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails? I haven't a clous."
"Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret."
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"Your mom is temporarily in read-only mode due to heavy traffic. The joke is Reddit's servers. Get it together!"
"My girlfriend nicknamed me after a piece of classical music She calls me Canon in D Major"
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