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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a butterfly Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!"

"Could you please tell your mother to stop wearing so many different lip sticks? It's making my dick start to look like a rainbow."

"I had a brain scan, and the results were negative. The doctors couldn't find a brain."

"What 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape"

"One tub of crisco. One body pillow. One box of condoms. One cashier. One wink. One awkward moment."

"Don't assume I have a bad memory if I don't remember what you tell me. More than likely its becasue I don't like you enough to pay attention"

"Don't you hate it when you're typing something and you're thinking about something else so then you subconsciously type what you were tits."

"Sex therapists have invented a new long lasting, alcohol based, vaginal gel and lubricant. Campaigners have slammed the move saying it could lead to 24 hour minge drinking."

"The best part about being a grown-up is not having to answer to ANYONE! (What's that, honey? Be right there.)"

"Michigan is the First State to Welcome Back Sub-$1 Gas Just flip on your water faucet and you'll get it for free"