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Joke of the Day

"I am a 60 year old stuck in an 8 year old body . I want to break free . I should've used more lube."

"You're McDonalds; I'm Burger King I'm doing it my way, and you're lovin' it."

"What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!"

"According to old paintings, there's mad titties in heaven."

"Ladies, not every guy who talks to you wants to bang you. Some of us know that you have snacks in your purse."

"I met this one guy who thought killing someone to save many is still wrong. God, what a Kant."

"What do you call someone who gets sexually excited by the American Standard Code for Information Interchange? An ASCIIphile."

"Einstein took naps during the day. So if you want to be smarter, my advice is to take more naps while having an IQ of 160."

"What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees? A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)"

"What do you call a slow hurricane? A slowicane."