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Joke of the Day

"If you're going to boast non stop about your pregnancy at least give birth to something fun like a puppy, a bouncy castle or a bag of weed."

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"I love people I can get weird with."
"What do you call a George Clooney sex party? A Georgy. ( )"
"How does a Jewish guy get his favorite beer? Hebrews it himself."
"an irish man left the bar...... no, really, it happened......"
"Where does Neckwear go on vacation? Thailand."
"A masochist and a sadist are having an argument. The masochist says, ""Whip me! Whip me! Beat me! Beat me!"" The sadist says, ""No."""
"You know how I deal with migraines? I store them in migranary."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !"
"Beautiful women following me on Twitter is screwing up my perception of who will talk to me in RL. A trip to Walmart should fix that."