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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies? Obi-Gyn Kenobi."

"I told my friends that I'm going for a date with a gorgeous girl, and they teased me that she's imaginary. Joke's on them, they are too."

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down... You have my Word"

"The hot lady across the street had a seizure on her front lawn today. Her MILF shakes brought the paramedics to the yard."

"Why wouldn't Dolores let William eat the corn? Because the maize isn't meant for him."

"People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on Facebook and get comments."

"Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!"

"Why can't Jesus eat Skittles? Because they're always falling through the holes his hands."

"The only way I'd get within six feet of some people is if I'm standing on their grave."

"I love when my friends start selling weight loss shakes because that's one less person I ever have to talk to again."