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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane A pilot you RACIST!"
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"It all Title says it all"
"Iv'e never been so proud of myself.. Just completed a jigsaw puzzle in 8 days.. It said 3-4 years on the box!!"
"If your ad has one black person, one white person, one brown person & one Asian person in it, I will not buy your product."
"Tom Swifty ""My mom is my dad!"" Said Tom transparently."
"When it comes to self deprecation I'm the just worst."
"*puts on layers of running gear* *makes a ponytail* *laces up sneakers* *drives to McDonalds*"
"Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in."
"Eating pussy is like subway eat fresh."
"How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor."