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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cannibal that only eats midgets? Anorexic"
Next Joke
"My nipples are sore but I know I don't have a baby in the oven because I took the baby out when I had to put the pot roast in."
"At the Republican convention they kept telling everyone to stop with the Bush-bashing... Who are they to tell me what I can and can't do in the bedroom!?"
"Ten years from now mankind will be illiterate, and we'll only communicate through pictures of our breakfasts."
"Did you know what 6.9 is? its a good thing screwed up by a period"
"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic? He wanders through life wondering if there is a dog"
"Why was Jesus a virgin when he died? Every time he touched a ""wound"" it closed."
"Velcro What a rip-off!"
"What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her? I may be a two but your an eight.."
"I started a fertilizer store but but got sued by Apple Inc. They patented selling overpriced shit for fruits."