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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen www.smallearthquake.com? Yes its's no great shakes!"
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"What do you call an awkward questioner? I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God."
"Doormats are a gateway rug."
"It's like my dad always said, ""How did you get this number?!"""
"I bet when Johnny Depp dies his only regret will be he didn't do enough Tim Burton films."
"If electricity is always directing itself to the least resistant, where would it go? The French"
"Cows What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom."
"Why does the homeless man only drink coffee? He had no proper tea.."
"How do you find out if a dead man has autism? You give them an autopsy"
"The 2nd amendment gives us the right to bear arms and the 8th amendment gives us the right to horse legs"