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Joke of the Day

"Remember when you used to blow bubbles while you chewed gum? He was here about a half an hour ago looking for you."

"I got invited to a block party recently. I show up, blocks EVERYWHERE."

"I've been waiting for this moment ever since I got up... goodnight!"

"A Chinese man walks into a bar... and the bartender says, "" Why the Wong face?"""

"What should you never ask at a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"

"You're on top of Mount Everest. How do you get down? Pluck a duck."

"Complaints via email or texts should be called ""Read Whine"""

"I used to think maths was useless but then one day I realised that decimals had a point."

"Hey everyone. I created a new word today. Plagiarism."

"What do you get when you put your hand in a blender? A hand shake."