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Joke of the Day
"Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable."
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"My moral compass just spins."
"""Wait, it wasn't us? Are you sure?"" - Fox News"
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"Did you hear about the joke about the broken pencil? Well, there-- Nevermind, it's pointless."
"My signature move is illegal in 37 states."
"What was the working title for 10 Cloverfield Lane? ""You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole."""
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"My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo."