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"TIFU by mixing up my wives subway orders. I gave Lucy's to Rosa, and Rosa's to Lucy."
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"Obama: joe can you please explain all the cheetos that are in the kitchen Biden: I didn't want Trump to feel- Obama: Joe, Biden: ...lonely"
"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? a PILOT, you fucking racist!"
"With virtually no power, there still comes a surprisingly large amount of responsibility."
"What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am."
"My favorite childhood memory is not having a job."
"Always bring a rogue with you when you go to Thailand They're good at detecting traps"
"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."