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Joke of the Day
"I would tell you a leech joke. . . But it would suck anyway"
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"Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road? To put the bones on the other side."
"What will happen when Pokemon GO Is updated with Johto Pokemon? It will become Pokemon GOld"
"Two rules I live by #1 Never Take No for an Answer #2 No means No"
"What did the unimpressed wind turbine say? I'm not a fan."
"I like my women in the same fashion I like my pencil lead. Thin, black, and easily breakable."
"Anyone who says 'they wish they could be a fly on the wall' has clearly never been attacked by a woman with a rolled up newspaper."
"""My husband is such a pig. All I asked for was $100 for the beauty salon..."" ""He took a long look at me and gave me $300"""
"I like my women like I like my milk... White, with 2% fat."
"What did the nun say to the priest? Shut up"