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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said if this gets 200 votes, we'll try anal. Just kidding, I don't even have a girlfriend."

"Have you heard about the kleptomaniac that robbed that fish market? They say he did it, ""just for the halibut."""

"I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline... I wound up back over on MySpace. "

"Beetlejuice 2 has been announced and is bringing Keaton back but without Winona... They were afraid she'd steal the show. /me drops the mic and walks off stage waving a pop tart"

"Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."

"Did you hear about the two gay truckers? They exchanged loads"

"I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. Although the doctor says I am okay, I still feel like I dyed a little inside."

"If you send more than one Facebook invitation to the same thing, I will come & shit right in the middle of whatever it is."

"What is a crack head's favourite song? Q: What is a crack head's favourite song? A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway.."

"Some dude just ran into Starbucks, grabbed coconut water yelling ""white people milk"" and left. Went outside, coconut water all over street"