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Joke of the Day

"Doctor, reaching for a piece of paper: ""Are you on any meds?"" Me: ""You might want to grab a notebook."""

"At university I was going to join the debating class... ...but someone talked me out of it"

"Terrorists of Reddit, who is the most stupid person you have met in your organization? Don't forget the name of your organization as well!"

"I was going to make a joke about an ass. Butt fuck it."

"What's the worst thing about having sex with 22 year olds??? There's 20 of them."

"An atheist, a vegan and a crossfitter walk into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within 2 minutes."

"What do you call a chicken going to the moon? Apollo 11"

"What's the difference between rubber balls and steel balls? Caitlyn Jenner doesn't like to steel balls before she comes"

"What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body? I wanna Bone a part"

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? 'cause it's white and all over their fucking land!"