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Joke of the Day
"Why do Nuns always wear the same thing? It's a habit."
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"Popsicle sticks are depressing."
"Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud!"
"So i was having sex with another man the other day... And he tried to kiss me after. Pfffff, what a faggot."
"What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use? AT & AT."
"I'm not too concerned about this whole terminal illness deal... My doctor said it should be the last thing I worry about."
"Synonym rolls... Just like grammar used to make."
"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks this morning *Edit: Not my joke but haven't seen it here and thought it was funny :)*"
"Men who enjoy making their girlfriends jealous, good luck dealing with the crazy psycho you created."
"[God & his assistant making giraffes] ASST: Say ""when"" once the neck is long enough, k? *God is on his iPhone not really paying attention*"