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Joke of the Day

"Do you want to hear a ghost joke? That's the spirit!"

"I don't understand... My wife keeps telling me to load the dishwasher... Then she gets mad when I pour her a double..."

"Vulnerability is the last thing I want you to see in me, and the first thing I look for in you."

"My ex GF turned out to be anorexic. Gradually I just saw less and less of her."

"You should never marry a tennis player. Apparently love means nothing to them."

"1. Hide babies all over house. 2. If a kid asks, ""Where do babies come from?"" laugh, ""Where DON'T they come from!"" and open every cabinet."

"The employee got fired from Pepsi because he tested positive for coke."

"How did you get out of Iraq? Iran"

"What happened to Hillary Clinton's emails? [deleted]"

"If you want world peace, your army should be made up of massage therapists. I mean, who could fight while getting a relaxing massage?"