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Joke of the Day

"Do you want to hear a ghost joke? That's the spirit!"

"I think my doctor has OCD too... He diagnosed me with CDO."

"The Lion King is probably my favorite children's movie about running away from your problems until you're strong enough to kill your uncle."

"Mad props to New York for dressing up as New Orleans for Halloween."

"What do you call one Mexican on the moon? A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved."

"What did Bill say to Hillary after sex? ""I'll be home in 20 minutes."""

"Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches? They always turn out to be sub par."

"I think the lady at the movies is ""shushing"" me, but I can't tell because I'm eating Doritos."

"Star Wars Spoilers (not really) Dumbledore dies!"

"Why do prison guards use Proactive all the time? So they can prevent breakouts."