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Joke of the Day
"when people post the punchline in the title You know what I hate?"
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"You can tell a lot about my BF by the way he's giving me the silent treatment. He's doing it wrong. I'm doing it right but can't tell him."
"You: ""Nice glasses."" Me: ""Thanks. They'd look better on your nightstand."""
"Actual quote from a kid visiting from China Q: Do you like it hear in America? K: Yes. Q: Why? K: Because the sky here is blue."
"Sexy subjunctives... ... give you would."
"My son's joke he just told me. Knock knock. who's there ? Banana Banana who ? Eye ball... aren't you glad I didn't say orange? :s loool"
"There is no ""g"" in paradigm. ""You're thinking of phlegm,"" she says. Well now I am."
"whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come back from camp."
"I went to the store today and seen this sausage begging her mom for an overly expensive purse. She then began to cry when her mother said no.. What a brat"
"There are two types of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."