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Joke of the Day
"Decided to sell my vacuum today well, it was just collecting dust. /thank you Tim Vine"
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"What do gays and melons have in common? cantaloupe..."
"How does a butcher introduce his wife? Meat patty!"
"*gets crushed by a bus* *checks to see if phone is intact*"
"The inventory of the Crossword has died. He will be buried tomorrow. Six down and three across."
"Did you hear about the circumcision Rabbi's wallet? When you rub it for a few minutes, it becomes a suitcase."
"When you die, you walk down a tunnel of light and then that sentient paperclip from MS Word pops up and asks you what you want to do next."
"I thought about making a sex tape the other day... ...until I realized it would just be a Vine."
"What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !"
"Put my grandma on speed dial Call that Instagram. My friend told me this a little while ago."