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Joke of the Day

"Why do grocery stores double-bag everything? Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong?"

"""Meet sexy singles in your area!"" Why do I always recognize the girls in the ""Meet sexy singles in your area!"" from 4chan? I didn't know there were so many girls in my area on 4chan!"

"A guy goes to the doctor because he wants to get a prescription for a laxative... After a few checks the doctor nods and says: ""yep, you're full of shit."" and hands him a prescription."

"What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a 6 offender."

"A man walks into a Japanese bar... he wants a vodka, so he walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a Stoli the bartended replies, ""Once upon a time..."""

"They say kids grow up fast but I just licked my thumb & wiped my son's face so parents grow up fast too. I've already become my grandmother."

"How do you pick up a fat chick? Piece of cake."

"I don't know why they invite me to an Easter egg hunt, then freak out when I turn up in camo gear with my rifle."

"Who will pay ? If two gays are on a Date for the dinner,Who will pay the bill ?"