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Joke of the Day

"My boss said he wanted the fire drill to be as realistic as possible, but then he yelled at me for looting. Make up your mind, bro."

"What world athletic sporting event is held every four years? The Olympigs!"

"How do you get 300 babies in a bowl? Blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips"

"You know you're a bad driver when your GPS tells you ""after 400 feet stop and let me out"""

"What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never paid to have lentil on me."

"What word that starts with an ""N"" and ends with an ""R"" would you never want to call a black person Neighbor"

"How does a WWE wrestler like his eggs? Raw"

"What do they call Chipotle in Canada? Chipotl-eh"

"What do you call a Zoo that contains only small dogs? A Shitzu."