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Joke of the Day

"There's a banana and a vibrator on a table... The banana turns to the vibrator and asks: ""Hey, why are you trembling? It's not *you* they're going to eat!"""

"Grocery store flowers; show someone you care slightly more than not at all."

"What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war? Now you're just Stallin."

"""In case of emergency break glass"" Who do you think I am? Some sort of karate expert? I can't even open a Cheetos bag."

"Q: Why wasn't there any food after the monster party? A: Because everyone was a goblin."

"I'm trying to tell fewer dick jokes But it's really hard"

"Why do Women rub their eyes when they wake up? (NSFW) A: They don't have balls to scratch!!"

"When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe out of that little thing?"

"Whiskey diet I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already"