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Joke of the Day

"Need relationship advice! I'm trying to get my wife into role playing but she gets really upset when I suggest she be played by Emma Stone."

"How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? Simple! He just worked it out with a pencil!"

"What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it? Linoleum Blownapart"

"What's black, red, and blue all over? Rihanna."

"What do you call a ""to-go"" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant? Alfredosehen"

"An Australian travels to Houston for business, and sees who he suspects to be a famous football player. So he decides to ask him.... You Watt, mate?"

"What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap? She had a ball"

"Why is fishing called fishing and hunting is not called deering or birding?"

"Thank you, baby Jesus for helping my favorite sports team instead of saving people from a tsunami. You must really love baseball."

"What is the difference between a boat and a woman? The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut."