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Joke of the Day
"Lou Gehrig... ... died from Lou Gehrig's disease. What are the chances of that?"
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"Guess what happens when you have a vivid dream that you're taking a piss."
"I flip off the rollercoaster camera, then buy a mug with the picture on it, ride it again, flip off the camera again while sipping my mug"
"Some cultures fear that when someone takes your photograph they steal your soul. You should be fine, though."
"A famous singer sang for patients in a hospital. He finished with a cheerful greeting: -Bye-bye , and hope you get better! -Thanks, you too! replied the patients."
"How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out."
"Yoda: Why is five afraid of seven? Because six, seven eight..."
"Why do male midgets laugh so hard when they play football ? It's because the grass tickles their balls."
"I wish I would have listened to my grandma when she told me one day I'd regret not focusing harder on my hitman career."
"Sepp Blatter being re-ellected"