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Joke of the Day
"I've been watching a bird do a mating dance for half an hour now, it's working, I want him."
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"When does John Cena get scared? When John CENA ghost!"
"What's the difference between Japanese people and their food? Americans eat the food after they nuke it."
"what do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain. Edit: meowntain. Happy now??"
"What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.."
"What do you call a nun that sleep walks? A roamin' catholic"
"I remember when my cloning project failed. A part of me died that day."
"Jihadi John Guess he's Jihadi gone now"
"A good way to help you determine who to weed out of your life is probably by how someone pronounces ""coyote""."
"A mexican and black person have a car race. They both end up going over a cliff and die. Who won the race? Society."