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Joke of the Day
"Jihadi John Guess he's Jihadi gone now"
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"ZOMBIE 1: why do we eat brains? ZOMBIE 2: because. It's food for thought! haha ZOMBIE 1: [sigh]"
"What did the rest of Europe say to the UK during the heat wave? ""UK m8?"""
"So my dad gathered all of us kids together and said ""Now I'm only going to say this once!"" .... then turned and walked away."
"What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken, eggs don't cum."
"What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common? They both hit the deck and flop like a fish."
"Have you heard about the new iPhone Plus? I reckon it's gonna be a huge 6s... Get it ;)"
"Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Justice: A decision in your favor."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Owls go. Owls go who?"
"If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist black people would rob me"