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Joke of the Day
"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With Jammin'."
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"I said to her: ""Two more inches and I'd be a king"" ""Two inches less and you'd be a queen"", she replied."
"What do we want?! AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them?! NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?! Years?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!"
"What's Peyton Manning's favorite hair style? The blowout"
"What do call an Asian person who sucks at jokes ? Obvious-lee"
"Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle? He was a lion."
"Good comedy is like health insurance Some just can't get it"
"When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask ""who's in charge of tossing the salads here?"" Then I frown & order the soup."