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Joke of the Day
"Its Saddam shame, the situation in the Middle East... ... it's Assad day for us all."
Next Joke
"One time I walked into a bathroom and there were no urinals I thought, ""huh... that's strange."" The girls that came in after me were apparently pretty freaked out by it too."
"What animal do you get when shake a pig? a ham-stir"
"[OC c/o my 9 y.o.] What holds up a bowl's pants? Suspoonders!"
"These coffee flavored rice cakes are delicious, but chewy. [eats another coaster]"
"What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !"
"I told the barber, ""a little off the top."" So he gave me a circumcision."
"""There are hot Shingles in your area"" - My Doctor"
"I had Taylor Swift in my head all day... ...I just shouldn't shake her off, shake her off..."
"GF: I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split up ME: Good idea. We can cover more ground that way."