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Joke of the Day

"no pun intended if you heard a dozen puns and only thought two of them were funny, does that mean no pun in ten did make you laugh"

"What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg? The egg gets laid!"

"what is worse than locking your keys in your car parked at planned parent hood? going inside to borrow a coat hanger"

"I fucked a retarded chick last night. I wanted the first time to be special."

"The worst part of Thanksgiving is all of the leftovers... and having to heat them up every time I want to eat since I quit cold turkey."

"Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead."

"Christian Singles sounds like a Kraft product."

"What's the hardest part about nailing a baby to a tree? My penis."

"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead."

"Why do Scarecrows Make Great Rocket Scientists? ...because they're out-standing in their field!"