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Joke of the Day

"what is worse than locking your keys in your car parked at planned parent hood? going inside to borrow a coat hanger"

"Vintage Joke: What's yellow and writes? A ball point banana!"

"How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?"

"What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls? You walk him and pitch to the giraffe."

"Trump: ""I'll win the latino vote"""

"I hate spelling errors. I mean, one simple mistake and your entire post is urined."

"I play hard to get; if it's hard, you're getting it."

"You wont find a whole lot about beastiality in the bible. But you will in my diary."

"Bad enough that literally no one showed up for my Super Bowl party today, but now I can't even find the game on tv to watch."

"Stop earbuds from tangling by putting them on then carefully stapling them to your body. Who's ready for music? Not you. You have tetanus"