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Joke of the Day

"what is worse than locking your keys in your car parked at planned parent hood? going inside to borrow a coat hanger"

"I got a new clock at IED.com"

"What do you call a black woman whose had 7 abortions? A crime fighter."

"You want to see something intense? Visit a campground."

"What do the Catholic Church and a bucket of shit have in common? Neither supports gay marriage."

"Did you know that the idea of recycling actually came about from a group of pirates? They came up with the idea of the four R's."

"The Thing About Godzilla Sex... Is that you can see it coming a mile away."

"I sent my wife a card that said, ""I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THE BABIES YOU'VE MADE."""

"Jesus walks into a bar and says ""I'll just have water"""

"A man spent millions on an impressionist painting then ate it... He put his Monet where his mouth is."