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Joke of the Day
"Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe? Bed"
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"A neutron walks into a bar. The neutron asks ""how much for a drink?"" The bartender replies ""For you, no charge."""
"What do you call a woman on her period? A bloody cunt."
"I once dumped a cross-eyed chick Thought she was seeing someone else."
"what's brown and rhymes with snoop? dr. dre"
"Did you hear about the tragedy in France? I was very confused reading headlines saying, ""Nice attack, 78 dead""."
"Who won the race between two balls of string? They we're tied!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who? Chair you go again asking more questions !"
"My son played soccer in the mud all day. He was a little Messi."
"*robs craft store with hot glue gun*"