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Joke of the Day

"How many dead hookers does it take to change out the light in my basement? Well...apparently more than four."

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"What's a good Christmas gift for the woman who already has everything except morals?"
"""Mommy when I grow up, I want to be a shoe"" -straight up killin' it at this parenting thing"
"Did you hear about that car company having to shut down? It was a saab story."
"What's the most embarrassing part about Hillary Clinton's emails? The Nigerian Prince actually came through with the money transfer."
"""Snap! The Rice Krispie cereal mascot just isn't my type... ...his idea of a date is to just 'Crackle and Pop'"""
"I don't' carelessly utter profanities like a commoner. I take my time and articulate them properly; after all I'm a fcuking gentleman."
"Why doesn't Trump like Google? Bing, bing, bing... (Source: The Daily Show, by Trevor Noah)"
"On earth: A magician puts his hand in his hat. In the rabbit realm: The Hand emerges. It is time. The rabit council must choose another sacrifice."
"What did the man say to the giant squid? What's kraken? JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA"
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