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Joke of the Day
"What is Hitler's least favorite sauce?"
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"So I released a new cook book in the oriental side of town. It's called *101 ways to wok your dog*"
"Give a man a jacket and he can leave the house during Winter. Teach a man to jack it and he'll never leave the house."
"iTunes has it all wrong... ... the hottest single this year is me."
"What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind? What would Scooby doo?"
"""Always wear a pretty bra. The worst case is nobody sees it."" ~ Not an old Irish proverb"
"A boy asks his father: ""Dad, dad, what's abortion?"" ""Ask your sister."", the father responds. ""But I don't have a sister"", the boy says, confused. ""That's the point."""
"What do they call the Hulk when he has an erection? Bruce Boner."
"I wait tables with an obnoxious ex-mechanical engineer... ...he's always going on and on about the restaurant's utensil modulus."
"My girlfriend accused me of being a transvestite... ...So I packed her things and left."